Random Facts..XXXVII

i havnt had a cell for over 3 yrs now...i hate them

 

I love cell phones..

I bust em, break em, throw em,. toss em, freeze em, smash em..

 

I just got this droid cant figure the thing out to save my life

 

sounds like cameras I buy..

 

it rained for about 10 minutes...just enough to soak my damn laundry on the line

the laundry i was too lazy to take off earlier

 

I do the same thing. Then I hate myself afterward for not taking them off the damn line when I should have!

RF: My neck is killing me!

 

whats everybody doing this holiday weekend

 

You know rolling, you find ways to live with yourself...you hug the widow and the sisters and try not to feel like too much of an evil piece of shit...and you try not to look too happy that you're still alive - at least until the coast is clear...

Anyway he was a walking time bomb - if it hadn't been my sofa it woulda been something else...that's what I tell myself.

And you'll never even use 90% of the stuff it does.

 

i use voltaren emulgel on mine..it helps

 

Hold on, I'm calling the cops!!!

 

My birthday is in 4 weeks

 

My barfday is in a coupla days. Not that I give a damn. lol

 

Either do i , i just had nothing else to say ha

 

Cool sig luna..

 

I tried to rep him for it...

 

libra could you remind me again in 29 days?.

zen...i have had a crying widow sobbing on my shoulder begging me for insight into why her beau croaked at 28 when... it was the previous 2 years of her watching him do mega drugs that killed him...i wanted to punch her...i fucking hate when people die and everyone lies about it...my friend ronnie died last year and no one hid the fact that his life was a nonstop party right up until the day he fell drunk down his basement steps and hit his head

sidenote...i didnt say this last year but his 2 sisters found him and his house was so full of weed that they couldnt remove it all ..they moved a bunch and had to leave the rest for the popo

 

Remind you about what ???

 

dude?...your b day?...i was jk

i was thinking about calling our resident chronic commune dude and pretending i want to come up there...and ask stuff like ''is there room service?''...''do you share women''.......''would i get dirty?''...''would i be allowed to sleep in the barn?''......''is it a cult?because i live in a cult now and its cool except all the bible stuff''

 

o aright its cool man no worries