Random Facts..XXXVII

database error lick my balls..

 

Hasn't Happened Here Today *touch wood*...



Cheers Glen.

 

Im not touching that wood..

http://www.redstate.com/aglanon/2011/08/25/doj-raids-gibson-guitars-looking-for-illegal-wood/

 

i'm gunna have to try that one someday

ain't had none.. touch wood?

 

RF: I found my belt in the refrigerator this morning.

 

I'm Lost For Words...



Cheers Glen.

 

raided Gibson with automatic weapons wtf

did they think they would be attacked with "axes"? :mickey:

rf: just had coffee with 2 friends, one mad, one sane, perfect balance

 

Not just that.. I was too drunk last night to make grilled cheese sandwiches as planned, so I ate a Mounds candy bar for supper.

Then when I went into the kitchen this morning I stepped on a cashew. Apparently I finished off a can of those as well.

RF: I don't remember anything from last night!

 

You Forgot About The Third Member Of The Group...



Cheers Glen.

 

RF: Mixing three kinds of booze makes me do weird things.

 

For The Second Time, What Was Your Judgement Re The Third Member Of The Group...ie...YOU....???



Cheers Glen.

 

RF: I need a girlfriend. :love:

 

i sometimes wonder if i was gay, would I still never get laid?

 

I have a bad canker sore in my mouth I was thinking about blazing my last little bit. But I would think getting cotton mouth would make that hurt worse? I been swishing around warm water with salt in it

 

I swing both ways

 

Warm water and salt is the best way to go. Keep it disinfected too with Listerine or something...that usually helps mine.

And when it comes to cottonmouth, just make sure you have a drink with you. Drying it out might actually make it feel better.

RF: My cat is on some kind of crack today! He jumped off the shelf above my bed onto my face this morning and he's been running around like a mad man ever since!

 

maybe you could try a better approach than "Hi, I'm Rolling, I'm an epic douchebag"? :mickey:

 

my mom said hydrogen peroxide. I'm not to keen about trying that. maybe if I put alittle water in it. I bet it tasted like shit

 

+...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Peroxide will help too. It doesn't really have a flavor...I use it every so often when I'm brushing my teeth, I'll mix baking soda in with it.