Random Favorite Movie Quote Thread

"When you're slapped you'll take it and you'll like it"
Sam Spade
-Maltese Falcon...

 

"that nowhere man...I knew he was somebody!"-yellow submarine
"its polite conversation or death! polite conversation...or DEATH!"-mirror mask

 

"There was madness in any direction, at any hour... you could strike sparks anyway. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.​

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We had all the momentum;we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave...

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark -- that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back".​

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Fear and Loathing​

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Ousier, you're almost chipper. You run over a small child or somethin?

ahhAh..steel magnolias of all things...

 

"They're dead, it's a little late to be neurotic." - Beetlejuice

 

"Could be worse. Could be raining." Igor from Young Frankenstein

"I was raised to be charming, not sincere." Prince Charming from Into the Woods

"JESUS CHRIST! Do you douse everyone who comes into your bedroom with fire-retardant chemicals? It's no wonder you're single." Metatron from Dogma

"I'll have what she's having." Female diner parton from When Harry Met Sally

"That's twice." Harris Telemacher from LA Story.

And of course, the one in my sig, from Man of LaMancha.

 

I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass, looks like we're running out of beer. -Dazed and confused

I dont think your an asshole royal, i just think you're kind of a son of bitch. -Royal tenanbaums

You dick- Fast Times

did you just say you're on mescaline? Indeed I did. Very much so. -Royal tenanbaums

 

Make my day - Clint Eastwood

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. - the joker in Batman

 

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don’t much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn’t matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you’re sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Ghouls? thats a nice thing to call us vampires - Alan Alda


"Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn."Hawkeye Pierce

 

Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David.


Natural Born Killers

 

" A thousand moments. They're like a bag of tiny diamonds glittering in a black heart. Don't matter if they're real or things I made up. The shape of your neck, that's real."


-The Cold mountain

 

"It's all happening." - Almost famous

Best movie ever.

 

"and what's this moving towards me so large and flat? It needs a big, round sounding name like...OW! Ow'd..wown'd GROUND! That's it...ground! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
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The unfortunite whale from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

 

"you feel that stiiing big boy? thats pride, fuckin with ya!"

 

Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death. It shall be life.

-The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

" Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid?" -Dr. Gonzo's Attorney

Fear and Loathing

 

"I know what you all think iam gonna do and FREAK OUT ... but I got one thing to say ... whos comming with me ? JAN THANK U JAN !!!"
( Halfbaked)

"Your a smelly pirate hooker"
"I pooped a hammer"
(Anchorman)

"ohh me so horney me soo stupid!!!"
(40yearold virgin)

"Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!"
( Ace ventura when nature calls )


Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
( Almost famous)

Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

Little Old Lady: I'm sorry, son. I got this ringin' in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're... lactose-intolerant.
Beavis: No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired

Little Old Lady: Hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score!
Little Old Lady: Oh, I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah uhe... I'm hoping to do some sluts too! Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: They have so many slots you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: WOAH! Hey Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.

(Beavis and butthead do america)

Daria: It appears the unthinkable has happened.
Quinn: Tube tops are coming back?


Tiffany: Making friends... is...
Daria: [taps foot impatiently] Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
Tiffany: ...important. Friends can be... very...
[clock ticks from 3:00 to 3:01]
Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple? What?
Tiffany: You made me lose my place.
[grunts softly in frustration]
Tiffany: Let's see... Making friends... is... important...
(Daria)


I dont know I have alot more LOL !!!

 

ohh man I forgot the quote I say to my friend all the time
Slater: All right, check ya later!
[the girls leave]
Dawson: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
Slater: What are you talking about man?
Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later!
Slater: Hey man, get off my case man.

 

You wont' laugh because it's not funny. But if you still want to hear it i'll tell it.
I can't wait
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and mamma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad. goes over to the baby tomato and on him and says catch up
pulp fiction
i cant get this out of my head

 

Do you mean Slater and Zack from Saved by the Bell?