random statement thread

I told them not to make the sandwhich with it around, I TOLD them. Fuck, now I have to eat at the other local deli.

 

You cant have any pudding if you dont eat your meat!

 

I tipped him $4, but he still beat me over the head with a frying pan. So I punched him, and he floated away with the devils and the angels.

 

Frying pans are much better when not called a "skillet."
Swearwords are a lot more entertaining when they are "cuss" or "curse" words.

 

Nobodies ever seen the inside of their own ear.

 

You dont know that...

 

Yes I do, but I can't tell you how I came by this knowledge.

 

Insanity is in the eye of the beholder.

 

I want to start a stamp collection.

 

So I saw this guy walking, and I said "Hey, pal, there's a yellow brick in your eye!" He laughed and walked away.

 

I have like 15 books of stamps from the former soviet union and ww2 era germany.....


philately is interesting, but it gets sucky because you can't finish th e game no matter what.....

 

Buy Buy Buy

 

from 1972-2002 the best performing stock overall according to a guy who was on charlie rose was southwest airlines.....


interesting....

 

......OMG they've closed the only way out of this god forsaken valley again.......


I hate ndot.....

 

My pant are very old...

 

I really wish i could see a rainbow ​

i guess it will make me even happier know.​

 

Polka is tough to dance ...

 

there are 3 kinds of accordian, piano, button and chromatic.....