Random/stupid facts about yourself 4

look who is a comedienne tonight...i will deal with you later little lady

you know damn well what my wish is...

 

best i can do

 

I think rollingalong is a little horny for a crankyirishgirl....

 

Is that what the passport is for a booty call????

 

i have never been that lucky...i'm 2 nice
edit..but if she wants 45 seconds of hot sex...i'm the guy

 

45 seconds you are an animal....lol

 

all old guys know you gotta turn the young ones into a rag doll first with other top secret techniques first and then have the 45 second finisHER

 

sound like your the sex expert....lol... well I'd better get to bed...you all have a goodnight...

 

I need to build a new garage without a leaky roof

 

today....I went to my shed...and when I stepped out I totally inhaled a mosquito...I felt it go right in to my lung ...and as hard as I tried...Im pretty sure it didnt come out.

 

i hate when that happens...also when a bug flies into my eye and you have to quickly kill it while it is in your eye and then extract the various body parts...that swallow a fly scene from seinfeld with george was hilarious.........."i swallowed a fly...what can happen?''

 

I was ridin' my bike the other day and a bug flew in my mouth, but I didn't swallow...lol
It's another wet day, I guess I'll have to mow tomorrow...only going to be 65 here today...

 

hahaha, you are a funny one...

 

I hate it when girls won't swallow.....

 

Hey sexy, is its rainin' over your way.... I need the sun...

 

Its sunny and nice here today....I'm on my way out to get some work done.

 

dreary & rainy here with a high temp of 62 so far......I am missin the sun as well...

 

my yard needs mowed....I guess I'll be spendin' most of the day tomorrow doin' it....