Random Thoughts proudly presents: Mr. RT 2007

i know it is :H

 

You've never seen that pic?? I stole it off his profile thingy... haha

 

yeah, man, where's chaos' contri? fucking hot.

 

i doubt i've ever seen his face, just his cock...i tend to forget he's an actual person...that must be even harder for you

 

I want some ice cream.

AND root Beer

I dont deserve such things though!

 

what?
shut up stupid!
what about the bartenders rootbeer and ice cream float?
nothing makes ice cream better than alcohol!
heres where i do the red stripe stance

 

Red Stripe is one of my favorite cheap beers

I actually quit drinking though, well sort of.
I havent drank any beer in over a week, and over the past 2 months I've had maybe 5 beers at the most.
So needless to say, I havent even caught a buzz at all
BUT, I've been drinking SO SO SO muc soda, yea, I love it, its grea

 

good for you!
now wheres your speedo?

 

Im too ugly for that! :&
And too skinny lol :tongue:
Too embarassing

 

is jessie gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

please dont hurt me
Im such a gentle person! And Im too sensitive

 

what did i say about frowny faces??!!!
:tongue:
don't you watch dave chappelle nigga?
or are you one of them jews?

oooh better watch out, jess' gone racist!

oh dear......

 

Oh sorry I forgot about the frowny faces!

But I have seen Dave Chapelle show, kind of scary!
just kidding :tongue:

But yea please be nice to me! I get scared easily :tongue: haha

 

apparently...but i feel i need to help you get over this fear, but smacking you around a bit
it's for your own good

 

UH!!!!!
I dont know, I guess you can try.
But all these girls I've ever known (and loved haha) used to beat me up
And Im still the same!
Only nicer because my son made me a nicer person

 

it's just when you say you're ugly that i'll have to hit you

 

Ok I wont say it anymore then.

But that what this one girl said to me! So mean, I would never say that to anyone.
But there was this girl at a store, SO pretty, she had blonde hair and blue eyes and so cute, and she was staring at me like I was famous or something haha her eyes were practicaly glowing. And when I went to talk to her to buy some cigs and a blu soda, I didnt know what to say. I got scared and left without asking her to marry me :tongue: then I felt so dumb in the car, and I was very very sad. I blew it

 

next time!
but ya know, obviously she was starring at the most handsomest guy in the store!
don't be so shy next time!

 

Well I dont know about THAT, but your right, I was too shy.

But then this one time, I straight walked up to this girl that I never thought I could have a chance, and I asked her out and she said yes!
But then I found out that she just likes getting drunk and having sex. And Im not like that so it didnt go so well lol. :tongue:
Oh this is so hard! Why do I suck at this ? haha

 

*counts to ten so as not to loose the temper*
john, i just don't know about you...i just don't know...
STOP BEING SO GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGASAORNEIPNTR SHY!!!!!!
cause like..you're all..like..cool and shit man
geez