*** Randomfest 2008 ***

rice hurts

 

rice paper hurts

 

James Bond is out with chilly penguins drinking kool-aid on the air force one while Kate Hudson fills a wash tub full of orange.

 

I wash my teeth with toothpaste meant for children that tastes like fruity condoms but I wonder if those cause cavities?

 

I wonder how Penny knows what fruity condoms taste like whilst humming stairway to heaven on a park bench.

 

I miss creamcheese and lox but had enough melon to eat today.

 

I like cheerio's but not in Africa with a banjo, while surfing the net for pictures of Frogger the Libertine on a jumpsuit aperatus. Take it with asparagus.

 

i want to eat honey nut cherrios and play my synthesizer, and make amazing synthetic music that moves the world with mystic vibrations.
but i'm too morose to do that, so i drink wisers rye whiskey and coke, with a big straw in a big cup, and i get drunk listening to tool.
i think i'm going to become an actor, and act normally

 

my dad told me he's gonna kick me out of the house if i got a tattoo, so i'm thinking tuesday i'm going to get a tattoo
and maybe a facial piercing as well, eyebrow or nose me hasn't decided yet...

 

jess be rockin the facial piercings all day whilst I knock the biker babes on main street and drink captain and coke.

 

Whay don't you get a tattoo of a facial piercing?

 

Allah Allah!! Derk Derk!!

 

on my face?
yes i think that'd be kickass

i told my dad i was going to get a tattoo on my face, he told me i wouldn't cause people don't do that
and than i told him about enigma who i never met yet, but apparently was at my bar this past summer, and my friend mike knows, so one day i hope to meet enigma and bring him home for dinner

 

i'm pretty sure it's spelled derka derka

 

Jess, that's not random enough, in order to not be disqualified, I'm going to have to ask you to get said tattoo and post pics immediately.

 

i know HELLA people with tatts on their face!!

 

From now on, you will not have to ask where the bathrooms are in department stores. All restroom signs are being switched to signs saying "Monkeys Fucking Footballs" with an arrow pointing in the appropriate direction.

 

Hella is so last week. pfft.

I vote we replace it with the word, "frisbee."

 

That's the guy with the jigsaw tats, right?
You could get sweet and sour tattooed on your nipples.

 

^I like that idea. ALOT. ^