Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

Two large gins and two ciders, ice in the cider.

 

Can you help me clean up in here ? this place is a mess.

Peace

 

What kind of a pub is this? I ask for a drink and the barman tells me to tidy the place up.
*sets fire to the curtains*

 

I beg your pardon. I'm no barman. What can I get you sir ?

Peace

 

*sets fire to silverhippy*

 

*sets fire to lithium*

 

ouch ouch. damn

Peace

 

:willy_nilly:

 

Can I get you two anything before you leave ? like water to puy me out

Peace

 

Yes please, tap water, no ice ... in a large bucket

 

Geeez thanks I thought you would let me burn. And use the left over grease for fuel.

Peace

 

*sets self on fire and uses all of lithium's water*

 

Eek Pyromania!!

Been watching the two ronnies, wooo.

 

Woooo, I've actually just been back from starting a fire in the woods

 

Lucky you!! My lighter is still on the blink, so no happy fire making for me

 

And also, why do I have flourescent adolescent stuck in my head? Haven't heard it in ages.

 

What ? You guys start fires ? Whooo thats cool. Can I set some too ?

Peace

 

Eek, we won't have an establishment if we let you near fire! Alright, one very small one. On the pool table. And for the love of god don't put it out with vodka....

 

*wheels a brazier in in (the coal sort)*

 

Woo, we can toast chewits!!