Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

I had chips for me dindins. From teh chipshop. There was a copper in there ordering 3 of every meat item. 3 battered suasages, 3 kebabs, 3 burgers, 3 battered fish...but no chips He was chubby. And sweating too much

 

*takes chill pill* Hey, that's like, cruelty to doves, maaaaan....

 

LOL love the streets

 

anti-vertige drinky plees ooh i cant blody see where im typing

 

Hey. Are you still open ? It's dark in here. I have money this time. So set em up, Drinks are on me. Can I bring my Dog in ? He won't hurt anybody he just smells bad, He's a good dog and. At least I think he's a dog. Whatever what are you havin ?

Peace

 

*Stumbles in*

Um, yeah, can I sleep on the pool table?

 

*wind

 

This place is a mess. What happened ? No business huh ? Look at all these empty seats. Shame. Oh well I told you some time ago you should have strippers in here. But no you just would not have that. So take a look at your bar now. No people. Get naked chicks in here and business will take off. You want money right ? How come there is a rat sitting on my shoulder ? WTF. I'm leaving.Larkins pub is open and he has strippers. Good luck with your empty bar.

Peace

 

Squatters have moved in.

 

*parties with the squatters*

 

*gets passed a very long cigarette by a squatter*

looks like we're on the white lightning then, bartender

 

Eugh white lightning, I'd rather not act inappropriately then throw up

 

Glad the squatters are having a great time. Make the most of it

 

Hey I have a proposition for ya. A group of us are looking for a place to hold pagan orgies in on weekends. Wha da ya say can we rent this place ? Might help out with the recession. In case you haven't noticed none of these squatters has any damn money. They are eating and drinking you out of house and home. My group has money and we need a place to play. Think it over and let me know.

Peace

 

Boulders

 

Did you call my pint a poof?

*mass fight breaks out*

 

tries to puch but misses and hits said pint *fight escalates to extreme levels*

On a side note ill take a pint and a couple off E's assuming this is a pub like in shameless

 

Two large gins and another pair of pints.

 

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a drink or two about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head