Couple tequila slammers over here, please. It's still rather early in the day; but I'm sure somewhere in the world it's a good time to drink.
Ye gods yes.. I think I've reached new highs (lows?), combining potential swine flu with a week-long mephedrone binge. My body isn't so much a temple as a crack den.
I want to buy Freakwent Flyer a bucket of martinis for bringing back the " I accidently had sex with a couch" thread and for showing up after a couple years absence.
Hey,, can I still get free booze here JOhn said I could, yea really he did, you know you can trust me, anybody seen my cat I left him here a while back.. Hey take it easy on the Irish or I'll put a curse on ya.. Peace
hello... anyone here? Barkeeper? I've never been here before so I don't know what's poss... it's virtual so I'm hoping that i can get Toolmaggot a drink and leave it behind the bar for her for when she visits... i don't even know if she drinks Alcohol... she may just want a juice or a coffee or a tea? She had her first suspension a little while ago and i just wanted to get her a drink... Right now, i'd like a single malt with water, no ice please... i need to sit down for a bit... i'm a bit manicat the mo, and a drink would go down well right now... or whenever you get here... I'll wait... for however long it takes...
i might try one of those in a mo... my mouth is filthy dirty and my brain needs a rest... maybe i need to put my brain into gear or something... i heard about that somewhere... nice here innit :cheers2:
Toolmaggot !!!!! she might start hitting people if she comes in here, leave her drink on the bar and I'll hide behind the bar... Peace