Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

^^ i want some... alcohol just doesn't cut it anymore...

 

Hi, peeps! I'm back, bottle of beer please! What's been happening in this hell hole we call our local? I see nobody has bothered to clean up. What happened to the rota you were going to organize Lill? D'you want me to start on it now?

 

Said also said something about a tab for me as well, just thought i'd pass the message on

 

something confusing? lol

 

No entiendo "tab"

 

Haha, Oh

A bar tab is something you can set up whereby you by drinks and instead of paying there and then they write it in on your tab

you pay it all off at a later point, when it's convenient for the customer.


So in a nutshell, lil will be paying for all my drinks here forever more

 

Ok I can deal with that!

 

yes please!!! the very word, o..... rrr..... gannn.... i... i..... ZZZzzzz..... zzz

i'm not generally known for my "organising a piss up in a brewery" skills... so yes, please, if you could make a start and i'll just catch on at some point?... thanks'n :cheers2:

 

i don't remember saying anything about bar tabs, but it's rather a good idea... long as there's enough in the kitty for purchasing provisions, who cares when anyone pays?... not me... we're all agreed it's tabs from now on then?

:cheers2:

 

I'm in! I'll tell you what! I'll do the cleaning if it means I don't have to contribute to the communal "get pissed" pot!

 

maybe we should all take our turn at cleaning the place up a bit or we just gonna attract alcoholic cleaners

and i ain't paying for everyone elses drink... if i want to drink, i'm gonna put the equivalent amount of money behind the bar... or just bring my own drink...

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Fighting talk or what! You don't have to worry about me. I have vowed never to drink again. Last night I had a half bottle of wine with dinner and then 2 bottles of beer. Soooooh unwell today, you wouldn't believe it!

 

wine before beer makes you feel queer,
beer before wine, feeling fine

tip from the top

 

Yeah, thanks, but advice arrived too late. I'm done with the hell-spawn alcohol.

 

I'll have a glass of ice on the rocks please

 

no mopping for you tonight then hun... get well soon X

well, you learn something new every day... i wonder why that is

ice is in the freezer under the de-haired and gutted rats, and you might have to disinfect a glass before you use it... race you to the mop?