Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon. There is no spoon? Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself......well that and its a fork anyway
oh no! The schizophrenia! My own hands man. I'm loosing control! It must've been the drugs oh no. Why couldn't somebody have saved me from this horror NO! My hands! -- They're --- They're turning against me!!! arrrrguhjhhgrawgweGWEGWEBWEFFDSC
They should've warned me that psychedelics would cause me to make silly faces! I'm gonna be so much better at babysitting little children now. The HORROR