Reincarnation

you were once a mushroom

 

you were a pretty princess that wore pink all the time

 

you were once a blair witch

 

You were once a measle

 

you were once a little person who starred in the wizard of oz

 

You were an infected testicle.

 

you were once a nerdy kid who worked at the movie theatre

 

You were a four foot zit on the nerdy kid.

 

^ you were once a pooper scooper

lol, dude, i know a real one.

 

you were once princess toadstool

 

you were once a gay guys butt plug

 

you were a bitch that sucked on my balls once

 

you were this till you took you head out the sand..

 

You were once an over limit credit card that got cut up

 

You were once a crazy cat lady