Reincarnation

you were once a rag that an old lady used as a sock

 

a squid

 

you were once a dashboard ornament in an Indian taxi

 

You were once a box of corn flakes.

 

A saturated hydrocarbon..

 

A small potted plant, a succulent most likely.

 

you were once a gay stripper

 

Uncle Ben

 

Horton......the one who heard a who

 

you were once a deer during hunting season

 

you were once an elm tree

 

you were an angel christmas tree topper

 

you were once a crocodile hunter

 

you were the first person to smash a guitar on stage