Reincarnation

you were the guy who had sex with a monkey and started the whole aids epidemic

 

you were once a broken condom

 

you were once a condom that was never used

 

you were once toilet paper

 

You used to be Abe Lincoln's Wife, Mrs. Lincoln

 

abe lincoln's beard

 

you used to be a spider in the jungle

 

the monkey that rides the minibike in that youtube video

 

the midwife who at the after-birth of morons.

 

the after-birth

 

morons

 

you were once ?


from question mark and the mysterians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeolH-kzx4c&feature=related

 

you were once a snowman

 

you were once an Indian Yogi

 

you were once a nude model

 

you were once a german in the first world war

 

You were once Schindler during the second World War.

 

You were once the worlds heaviest bearded lady that was half of a pair of conjoined twins.

 

You above.

 

you were once an abortion