Relationships SUCK Part 2

Thanks Bro. I'd hug you right now, no homo, that touches me somewhat. :biggrin:

 

the thing is, even though you say you don't deserve this, it only happens because you aren't sufficiently secure in you to really actually know that you don't deserve it


you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy.

I am certain of it

and chicks usually don't like nice guys becasue we're fucking door mats.

 

That's 100% true Dave. Well put.

 

Does this mean you aren't going to prom?

 

Not unless its with you. Wanna go to Vegas instead? I still wanna get crunk with you on a heart shaped bed.

 

you banged a 17 year old...still in high school. There's seomething wrong with that.

 

Stop being a pussy and start controlling a bitch.

 

For God's sake, I'm not getting into this now. You're telling me you never had sex till you were after 18?

 

**Zoomie advice warning**

Dude, you should be banging needy 30-something women. They're so much better in bed, they only want to fuck, you don't even have to buy them dinner, they've perfected their skills at sucking the cack and they've learned how to orgasm. Fuck that relationship shit until you're 28. Why tie yourself down? Who needs the hassle? Enjoy your youth, you only get one chance.

Trust me on this one.

 

true dat. generally, women like to fuck you over before you even get that out of them.

i'm assuming dinged means sex; otherwise i don't know if my comment made sense or not.


and yeah, i don't see why everyone's blaming her age for this. you're not too old to act like that until at least menopause.

anyway, sorry this happened droop.

 

Thanks zoom and undies. And fuck you to anyone else that brings up age in this thread.

 

Age has a lot to do with this.

 

Fuck you.

 

I am just saying, it really does have to do with age.

 

Suck a cack.

 

Good One! Go Fuck Another 17 Year Old!

 

lol well played tractortrailah. Go jump barrels of bananas, Donkey Kong.

 

Oh cool I am donkey kong. Well why don't you go lick Mario's balls while rubbing Luigi's nipples and fucking bowser in the ass. Then have Chunky Kong come shove Diddy up yours.

 

Haven't you talked to the girl?

 

Wait, didn't you pop her cherry?