I am 2008 years old, even though my birthdate isn't completely clear. Acting my age would require me to lay motionless.
The thing about Mitch Hedberg is who knows, he could've very well reached Carlin's status, had he been alive long enough. I mean, damn, Hedberg was only around for what, 27 years? Carlin had 71 to perfect the art he did so well. Either way, I love them both, and it sucks ass that they're both dead.
Another one to my liking who's alive: Steven Wright. I just don't like social analysis is all. Like Kurt Vonnegut, George is too witty.
Holy shit. I'm about to cry. For real. That man has been a hero of mine since I was like 12. I kept trying to get to one of his shows and never got the chance. I'm sure I'll see him in hell. Man.....this is rough.