Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Wondered what those things that kept rubbing her ears when she rode her bicycle were-then realised they were her knees,THEN worked out her seat was too low!

 

Refused me a refund when I tried to return the bicycle he had sold me, telling me it was the perfect bicycle for me

 

tried to tell me the stabilisers were too wide-she kept hitting parked cars.

 

Won't accept that they WERE too wide ... those cars were parked 13 feet apart

 

REALLY holds a grudge-this was all 25 years ago!

 

Has been keeping count

 

Has never forgiven me for hiding her Eng Lit homework

 

Has been trying to read it ever since ... and still hasn't twigged that it was actually my Latin homework

 

With her pronounced lack of penmanship,that's hardly surprising!

 

Critical about people's penmanship when doctors can't read his writing.

 

Banned for butting into a personal argument that I was winning!

 

Thinks they can win arguments

 

Banned for not explaining to Puggy that (a) it wasn't personal, and (b) he most definitely wasn't winning

 

Banned for not expaining A/I am not a 'they' and B/that I was [metaphorically]kicking her rather pert little arse!
[plus C-this isn't the banning thread!]

 

Thinks that banning people is an effective insult

 

What? Oh,wind yer neck in,son...she'll ban you if you don't!

Well-if I hadn't already banned her,she would.

 

banned for typing too fast


sorry, I am not in the banning thread. I told you I was confused. You both are not in the banning thread either.

 

Thinks telling us that will make any difference (otherwise known as the triumph of hope over experience)

 

The difference being,I knew that-and made a small bet I could get ole BB to fall for it.

Which......SHE DID! YO! Puggy is KING,yall!

 

Thinks we're going to fall for THAT one