Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

He's almost sober enough to take the pills he dropped earlier.

 

^Took the pills that he dropped earlier

 

Smoked so much weed that he became paranoid that he was actually sober, slowly calming down when he realized that he was way more baked than dinner.

 

Thinks that the local cats are laughing behind her back...

 

Thought smooking weed entailed picking and drying out dandilions.

 

Didn't realize that it wasn't allowed for a noobie to be so clever and funny at the same time.

 

Tried to make cheese on toast by putting a slice of bread and a slice of cheese in an electric toaster ... having first taken the precaution of turning the toaster onto its side, so that the melted cheese wouldn't run out under the influence of gravity

 

EVERYONE knows toasters have just two settings that work...not-quite-done-enough and fuck-it-it's-burnt. So your cheese is CRISPY,girly! SO-Banned for being a smartarse.

 

wishes he could gay marry his own hot self.

 

Cloned herself because she needed a housewife to do all the chores.

 

Thinks that Chores is a film about a shark

 

Thinks 'Gone with the wind' is a film about indigestion

 

Never read much A A Milne because he just assumed that "The House At Pooh Corner" was about [the rest of this post is censored, in the interests of decency and good taste]

 

Purchased a limited edition Unicycle with two wheels from QVC.

 

That Mr Lunatic..yeah,him [^]...he's totally sane,he is.
He's just trying to get time off work. He's sane,I tell you.
I know he is-his rabbit told me.

 

Is a rabbit and warthog whisperer

 

Thought a quarterback was a refund

 

thinks everyone cares about football. NOT!

 

Reinvented the rules of baseball. It's now played by three teams, not two; on a star, not a diamond; and each side is batting and pitching at the same time, just against different teams.

 

Thinks baseball is more exciting than watching grass grow.