Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Has a really exciting lawn that keeps her entranced for hours at a time

 

Makes his dogs watch paint dry.

 

Uses dried raisins as ammo for her pea-shooter....coz she's a grown-up! [heheheh]

 

Is so classy that he drinks all his boxed wines with a straw.

 

Only eats the 'yellow' snow...

 

Makes "snow" angels in puddles.

 

Never shares her Reeses Pieces with anyone...

 

His wife thinks that he is a stalker, well he's not actually married yet.

 

Entered for an architecture award with her innovative design for a dandelion clock tower.


Didn't win.

 

Won 'poo-picker of the year' at her local horse show.

 

Won "pony the judges would most like to take home".

(He hadn't taken a pony to the show with him)

 

Came 3rd in the BeachBall look-alike contest.
[they didn't recognise her with her clothes on]

 

Came first in best No8 bowling ball at a beach ball competition..

 

Sincerely hopes her family has bail money saved so she's let out soon.

 

hangs all her clothes in alphabetical order of colour

 

has names for each of her teeth

 

knows how to bend light without the help of a lens or prism

 

Has a sweatshop of midgets making tacky flamingos in her basement

 

Has pixies chasing after those spikey green ears...

My daughter lived in Worcester for a few years..nice place

 

Thinks they're all very saucy in Worcester