Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Dishonestly snores even louder

 

Snores loud enough to wake an elephant

 

Keeps an elephant in her living room.

 

is still trying to get the hang of juggling steam without getting her hands wet

 

Thinks that Thomas the Tank Engine is the Detroit motor in the back of a Sherman ...

 

skates naked on ice every sunday

 

eats more ice cream than a snow plough

 

Puts maple syrup on her sweatsocks because it makes them taste better

 

gives a damn whether or not people agree with her ha! ha!

 

best hip buddy is a megalomaniac


:gnorsi:

 

Has a collection of Bonsai mountains in his garden - and a pet mole.

 

can walk on water

 

Makes water just so Puggy can demonstrate his skill

 

It doesn't matter to her if the glass is considered half empty or halfway full as long as it's filled with liquor.

 

is making moonshine in the mountains with bb ha! ha!

 

Has hidden the map to the mountains so they can't find their way back home.

 

Loves to yodel into the mountains so we all hear it echoed all over, and stay lost endlessly.

 

is getting the mountain party ready arty:

 

Has already made plans for her next "end of the world" party

 

Spent a whole week in a law library once trying to find the authentic text of the Law of the Jungle