Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Plans to march to the North Pole on New Years.

 

Has yellow polker dot nicks she makes her guy wear!

 

actually lives in a nunnery

 

Actually IS a nun....;-)

 

Has a lot of dirty habits. [oh,c'mon-SOMEONE had to do the 'dirty habits' joke!]

 

Applied for a job to wash dirty habits but was turned down because his mind was too clean.

 

Lives in constant fear of accidentally exercising.

 

Didn't go to work today because she got high.

 

Got a job raking leaves in an arboretum.

 

Spectacles sold Santa a sat nav on which she'd deleted oxyqueen's zip code.

 

Loves santa, hates sat navs

 

can´t even find her thoughts with sat nav

 

Wears a hair band with their name flashing....

 

Has a disco ball in her bedroom...;-)

 

likes to eat cat shit! ( because of the dog avatar)

 

Can't remember how to use an eraser....;-)

 

Doesn't remember being diagnosed with Alzheimer's ... so it CAN'T be true, can it??

 

keeps saying.."who are you?"

 

Can't find her way out of a paper bag.

 

Uses card board boxes to stash her stuff in