Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

No, wobs is wishing we lined up for that, and he watches...lol

 

is only jellous cause oxys got a ginger tom, easy tiger!

 

And why do they call you wobs?....weobbles?

 

just cause i can have the odd lager shandy and you carnt

 

Odd is right...drink em, be em....ha. im a stones girrl...yum yum yum

 

stones goes down great guns!

 

Haahaaahaaa
Gets his woman to text wehen she is almost there with the beer so he can measure the lemonade
For his perfect shandy lmao

 

yes true

 

Haha....but gets taken with the lemon slicer, shoves it down his trousers and shouts, lemon squeez them..

 

well its the only squeeze to get

 

Has a fantasy of squeezing his plums like lemons...

 

no there like melons

 

What happens when melons hit the floor?...so thats why your always on ya arse!..your into cracking melons...ahhhh

 

Is going to use this thread as proof she's "not guilty based on insanity" plea in her current serial murder trial.

 

writes mathematical text books in spare time when not snorkelling in her bathtub

 

Thinks his orange glow is acceptable...

 

Is A Totally Sane And Sensible Member Of Society...



Cheers Glen.

 

Ermmmm likes to muddle me, haha

 

morrow worked selflessly for a year to perfect the 'lying in bed until noon' technique

 

Haha...not used to you all being nice, its freaking me out lmao..

Loves kissing frogs