Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Went to jail when the cops found three fingers that weren't hers in the glove compartment of her car.

 

is really margarine

 

Secretly believes that margarine is highly intelligent.

 

secretly believes that magarine is laid by chickens

 

Openly believes that chickens are as intelligent as margarine.

 

believes that magarine makes chickens intelligent

 

Eats a lot of chicken because she believes the smarts they get from eating margarine will be passed on to her.

 

is definitely as smart as he thinks he is

 

Has softened the heart of Storch and has made him cry . . . a little.

 

is crying

 

No! . . . is crying a little!!

Is making fun of someone crying.

 

ha! ha! is'nt laughing too

 

Has perfected the recipe for pigeon guano ice cream ... but still needs to do a little work on the marketing strategy

 

is focused on the role of cytokines in neointimal proliferation

 

posts from high above the Earth in the International Space Station, where he is in charge of all things hippy

 

Lives on a houseboat moored to a rypeck in the middle of the Medway, in order that he can claim to be the only man living in Kent who is neither a Man of Kent nor a Kentish Man

 

Goes to work and dresses in her car, so has perfected the apply the eye make up just befor cambridge!

 

Is very proud of being part of Cambridge University.

She's the one who makes the students' beds while they're out at their lectures ...

 

always wearing the wrong glasses...

 

Wears glasses with no glass, then complains she cant see!