Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

You could read it from every angle! Haha

 

Her favourite kitchen implement is an angle grinder

 

Because, Even The Island Of "Lesbo's" Sometimes

Hungers For The "Scent Of Man"....

Oh Shit....I'm In Big Trouble Now...:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

Go put him on MY! Boat! I will sort him out!

 

Always insists on buying red cars ... doesn't matter what make or model, but the colour has to be red ... because that way she can always touch the paintwork up with her nail varnish if she needs to

 

Sells sunshine in a bottle one ray at a time. If you buy now she'll give you a 10% discount on beautifully wrapped air. :gift:

 

Was offered two spray cans of Asteroid Repellant ... one for $5 and one for $10.

She chose the $10 can ... because the $5 can didn't come with a money back guarantee.

 

You humped my bed Sheets!

 

You licked them clean!

 

:svengo:you watched him?

 

You farted on his pillow while he was busy licking the sheets,so DON'T come it,young lady!

 

You said you wouldnt tell no matter what! you lied!!

 

Eh? But-YOU VIDEOED IT! You said Harry Hill'd pay £250 for that footage! So YOU lied!

 

You said it was you been framed! I hateg harry hill! You lied!

 

i remember you from that party on the green in 1973… did you manage to escape the fashion police?

 

Yes, so here, have the shoes back!

 

Returns items 30 years later threadbare and tattered as if it were yesterday.

 

^I think oxyqueen dances naked in her room pretending she's in a rock band

 

Wants to be just like his alter Odon...

 

Has fourteen different skipping ropes ... one for each day of the fortnight