Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Has a pet cabbage named Kevin that she allows to sleep on her bed

 

Has a magic button, or two.

 

Has a pussy she likes to stroke when watching tv late at night....

 

Oooooh sir! My pussy gets chucked in the garden at night just like yours!
But your puggy plays hell with the neigbour...

 

You, sir, make no sense.

 

Your a worrier sir, dont

 

Bleaches her hair. It's really a mousey auburn with streaks of green, if only she'd let it show its natural colour.

 

Bleaches her hair but dyes her whiskers

 

Has no hair, but wigs to compliment her moods

 

Thinks shivaya is a woman!

 

It must be those pretty little party frocks he wears ...

 

Believes that the cure for crabs is to set fire to her pubic hair, wait for the little buggers to come running out, and then kill them using a stick with a nail in it.

 

Has made one of the most absurd accusations ive seen on here

 

Is very much not used to the crap that comes out here...now give the girls their panties back! Now!

 

Bought some alligators as Christmas decorations because they were green.

 

Spectacles invented the cold-air balloon.
She thought the idea'd make her a fortune-but it just never took off.

 

Puggybear was in on the bottom floor on that investment but is now in the basement.

 

Spectacles thinks 'BOO!' is Aboriginal for 'return'.
coz when she throws an ordinary meringue,it never comes back!

 

Thinks I actually understand what any of that means.

 

Is totally enamored by Puggy's eloquence.