Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Keeps 'accidentally' falling off MY boat.....

 

Has delusions of grandeur that he owns a boat.

 

Has ankles like elephants, and keeps looking for a new trunk

 

Has no feets as she is in reality a mermaid....;-)

 

Is the world champion fish eater! Lol

 

Has a rather odd feesh fetish....;-)

 

Is chuffed to bits because he's learned to recite the alaphabet right up to 7!

 

Makes odd lamps out of duct tape and old fish guts.

 

Thinks he looks really good in his granny's corsets...and posts pics on FB to prove it.

 

Gives out close ups of his eyes, some one told him they were sexy!

 

Plays Hide-and-Seek in a field with a scarecrow...but can never find him

 

Haha...pretends to be a scarecrow, but doesnt scare...lol

 

Wears lace undies-on her head!

 

Stole Margaret Thatchers hat and held it for a ransom of 5 quid.

 

Thinks turning 60 is an excuse to wet himself as he can no longer make the stairs.....

 

Stole all my Depends and sewed them together for a blanket.

 

Has a strong compulsion to tell youngsters that he remembers "when this was all fields"......

 

LOL. Hey your right.

Invented dirt.

 

Transformed farting in the bath into an art form!

 

Likes to lick coal, so he can boast having a filthy mouth...lol