Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Calls her pencil her 'magic stick'!

 

Writes with crayons.

 

Paints houses by numbers.

Jolly unfortunate, if you happen to live at number 17 ...

 

Has just finished whitewashing the walls inside her cave-using birdshit.

 

Get all his wisecracks from a book called "1,001 things not to post on the internet"

 

Has a whole bag filled with commas left over from her last written essay.
Is trying to use them up before the new tax year starts.

 

Your mother and father is the same hermaphrodite

 

Oh-you KNOW him/her!
Amazing timing!
Mum/Dad did say to watch out for a weirdo with a twitch and a lithp!

 

Yeah heshe looks a lot like pat from its pat the movie

 

eats icecream with a fork

 

Irons her knickers every evening after taking them off, before she puts them in the laundry basket

 

ha! ha! brings her glasses for a shower every day

 

Has a secret 'I love Puggybear' shrine,where she sits gazing at pictures of moi.....

 

Was an extra in Lord of the Rings ... the third Orc from the left, apparently

 

Auditioned for 'Dancing On Ice'-as a tea lady for the camera crew.

 

Puggy and Oxyqueen had a somewhat short but very unsuccesful career in music videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM"]worst music video - YouTube

 

R/H invented the invisible hat-which he tried to market on ebay.

 

never steals my clothes

 

Leaves her 'Secrets' undies where she knows I'll find them-and try them on!

 

is still tied to the bed cos he did'nt buy me any new ones for valentine day. ha! ha!