Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Puggy is truly a lovely gentleman. He always makes sure you had plentiful drinks before driving home. The sweetest fellow! :love:

 

Oh look-t'is oxyqueen....rainbows pale into mere grey background blurs in comparison! #sigh#

 

Has a very strange notion of what constitutes an absurd accussation

 

Eats carrotts only ever raw, in belief its a better way of using her bucked teeth!

 

Invented low stilts for people who don't like heights

 

Went to a restaurant in Transylvania.

When the waiter asked her how she wanted her steak, she replied "through the heart"

 

Wears false eye lashes under her arms to give sly winks to the builders on the site next door!

 

Has backed out of the Innuendo Seminar-wants me to fill her slot instead.

 

Thinks running upto women giving wedgys is a chat up line..be ok if he didnt shout..whhhhayyyyyy sexy!

 

Her idea of being a rebel is ordering a cheeseburger without the pickle

 

Gives beggers tips...from his smoked cig!

 

Once found a hat with LOTS of coins in it-was amazed the fella playing his guitar just a few feet away hadn't spotted it.

 

Going in restaurants, takes his cuttlery and plates home to wash...has dinner sets. . from all aroumd the world...l

 

Morrow invented the see-through desk especially for people with a foot fetish.

 

Puggy, thinks evacuation means wearing your trousers the wrong way around, after eating a 5bean salad!

 

Morrow invented the motorway pot-hole

 

Puggy invented the penny whistle, tight arse charges a pound!

 

You have the worlds largest collection of siamese twin midgets in fermaldahyde

 

How did you two escape?

 

Dont you own a laser pistol?