Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Dont you own two lips? You suck! Lol

 

morrow loves coffee so much,she's asked to be buried facing Mocha.....

 

Thinks drinking espreso, will make everything he does, go faster! Not just his heart!

 

Hearltless morrow saw a homeless couple smooching and yelled "Oi,you two-get a box!"

 

Buys a big issue, then makes a big issue about the cost! Demands a bogof!

 

Used to get the cane so often at school, they nick-named her "Panda"

 

Ha, only girl at school, who was constantly being naughty, so as to get the paddle! Always lifted her skirt first! Well! She looked after her skirts....

 

I have a very dark sense of humor but...

morrow once found a street hooker in downtown Soho, checked to see if she had fillings in her teeth & then paid 20 quid for her to chew on a ball of tin foil.

later pleasuring yourself to the memory...

 

Has once been known to make a comprehensible absurd accusation ... but it was a VERY long time ago

 

Doesnt like sensible people, her fillings are now dancing about her mouth, lol

 

thought I possessed sound grasp on what "absurd" was, maybe not

Beachball is secretly the leader of an outlaw motorcycle club called the Iron Labias.

 

Oh she will get ya for that, lol.

Loves the pain dear beachy will put on him, and is squelching in his pants in anticipation, lol

 

Knows ALL about squelchy pants.
Ask her about that time she had the ferret curry....

 

was made a chevalier of the Royal Order of Tattoo Artists for his depiction of St. Paul's Cathedral on Gordon Brown's bum.

 

Knows full-well Gordon Brown's bum & I are 'just good friends'...

 

Decided to take a flying leap but forgot he was in a hot air balloon.

 

Likes to sleep on the side walk, just to get attention from passers by, asking who donated the clothes and hair dooooo..

 

Washes her hands every other holiday.

 

Oxy's having a clampdown on sado-masochism

 

Puggy wrote a long book on illiteracy, no one read it.