Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Oxy once read a book about incontinence-it was so sad the tears ran down her legs.....

 

He just wants to date a drop dead gorgeous gal with big boobs that isn't shallow.

 

Sooo deep, her belly button has a diving board!i

 

Read a book once, and if you ask her she'll tell you everything she can remember about it.

1. It was green
2. Er ... that's all, folks

 

Tells everyone her 'maiden' name, wishes she could go back in time!

 

Her dinner went cold as she sat at the table trying to start the fork

 

Keeps the freezer locked. Since those eskimos moved in next door

 

Knows there's a reason for soap-just can't remember what it is. [grin]

 

Was the lead singer for Unit 4 Plus 2.

That's why his garden is entirely laid to concrete and clay.

 

Loves pies. Wrote the song for herself...who ate all the pies?

 

Morrow is the girl Mr Murray sings about.....it just wasn't meant to be.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD3PeYji9Ew"]Down Came The Rain (Mister Murray) - YouTube

 

Awww, mr. Sweet cheeks, loves toffees, puts his teeth in a glass, and says chew chew chew!

 

Huh! I get this from a woman who's fluffy slippers run away from her!

 

Has a photographic memory but is out of film.

 

likes to tickle the iggy:

nightly,
& oh so rightly

 

Cuts everyones hair, just to honour his name! Edward!

 

Still runs with scissors.

 

Has written so many love-letters to Justin Bieber,she now has writer's cramp & a dead pen.

 

Called his pen "shon" ... but still can't get it to write him a new itty

 

When I told Beachy her sense of direction is terrible,she got huffy and right