Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Likes to wear said panties on his head during the fore mentioned poker games.

 

Likes watching puggy in lace panties, playing poker!

 

Struts around our poker game in a lace-up leather vest and high-heeled gloves!!!

 

Intentionally loses at strip poker so he can reveal his brazier!!

 

Would pay puggy big money to "Take it off"

 

R/H invented trees so he could listen for them falling over when he wasn't there...

 

Invented dirt so I could plant trees.

 

has successfully performed open heart surgery with an exacto knife and a roll of duct tape

 

Really does play a doctor on TV.

 

Spectacles really does NOT deserve me!

 

really does play doctor on tv

 

Never stopped playing "doctors and nurses" ...

 

Lost Little Bo Peep and her sheep.

 

led a band of renegade sheep in a spree of armed liquor store robberies

 

got confused when making his name, even though E=mc2 is not that difficult

 

Gets confused when writing his name, and puts "fa" where he ought to put "io"

 

wants to play "doctors and nurses" with me

 

Performs physical exams on patients without a medical license.

 

Cor-you look GOOD after the op,Oxy! Really convincing...so,just the Adams Apple to go now,eh?

 

Once went to a Billy Bragg concert ... and spent the whole time boasting about his goat