Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Tried to get a royal guard to smile by grabbing his bum.

 

Expanse ran into an antiques shop and yelled "Hey,fellas-what's new?"

 

Was mistaken for merchandise at that same antique shop.

 

Was about to go into the same shop when she spotted an ant, and screamed "eek!"

 

is founder and director of Concerned Citizens Against the Defamation of Bath Salts

 

Tried to give a porcupine acupuncture. The porcupine won.

 

Takes baths in distilled water and uses dishwashing machine detergent instead of soap.

 

Rents a market stall and sells tie-dyed shrimps

 

BeachBum grins so often her teeth are sunburnt

 

Lives in a home designed by M. C. Escher.

 

Spectacles has a shrine devoted to One Direction in her secret room

 

Loves 1direction!

 

Found a bone in her chicken,so she wrote to demand Colonel Sanders be demoted to corporal.

 

Lets his dogs wash his dishes.

 

Her spectacles are actually Elmer Fudd's hand-me-downs.

 

Is actually Elmer Fudd's clothes consultant and sister.

 

Lives on the Scottish island of Canna, and is in a permanent state of denial. That's normal for those from Canna. (Think about it ... )

 

Beachy is so unlucky she gets paper cuts from get-well cards!

 

Put his fingers in a plug socket and got a power cut

 

Thinks her washing-machine is sarcastic because it takes the piss out of her knickers.