Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Her best friend paddy cant understand her request for a bacon roll, and keeps bringing her a beer can..

 

Is trying to update the Guinness Book of Records ... her first new edition will be called the Guinness Book of iTunes

 

Used performance enhancing drugs to win the pantomime horse racing world championships

 

Came second ... having forgotten to inject the front end's rear end as well as the rear end's rear end. He's still sore about that, having been the rear end ...

 

likes to have her rear end injected...

 

Will never settle for the merely absurd, when the supremely absurd is readily available to hand

 

Wrote a seven volume work titled "A la recherche du poulet perdu" after ordering a bucket of KFC

 

Thinks that KFC is the Kenyan Flying Corps ... the forerunner of the Kenyan Air Force

 

Wants the UK to invade and take over the U.S. so they can change our numbering system.

 

Follows mice expecting to find a free stash of cheese..

 

Tries every day to make the Royal guard laugh but hasn't succeeded yet.

 

Wishes he now lived on the opposit side of the world, to be able to spend another day drinking..

 

Has webbed fingers

 

Has perfected the art of shouting "Ohshitohshitohshit!" while stamping on a brake pedal.

 

Still thinks it's funny to make jokes about women drivers

 

Has never had a car accident in her life.

 

What's absurd about that?? (It's not true ... but it's far from absurd)


Eats raw quinces

 

Is wearing a hat, like that pictured below, right now, while watching England vs Italy World Cup.

 

Tries every day to make the Royal guard not laugh at him but hasn't succeeded yet.

 

Has Sponge Bob underwear.

And copies accusations. Haha