Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

woke up in bed with perfect hair!

 

Eats ofal because he wants to learn English accents..

That tastes ofal..hahaha!

 

Thinks Scotland is a type of farm animal that became extinct in 1996

 

Thinks I'm stupid enough to not know they keep the Scottish haggis for themselves!

 

Doesn't know difference between a haggis and a black pudding supper

 

Ermmmmm

Haslet is haggis isn't it? Lol

 

No that's ham porridge

 

Ahhhhhhh

 

Thinks ham porridge is nice! Ewwww

 

Banned for making an absurd accusation about ham porridge, then hosting a dinner party as the main dish but replacing it with quark pudding

 

was invited to dinner a nice and brought grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

Banned from Wimpy for setting fire to people's bags

 

drinks coffee with a straw

 

Not a bad idea that actually.

I'm not going to try though because your last suggestion (clean your feet using a shoe!) nearly caused Russia to invade China in order to destroy all it's tea farms because they were laundering feet money

 

Took his washing to the laundromat, but just played at getting naked, someone told him the granny with no teeth, was an undercover head hunter for a brand of bill grundies!

 

has a sponsorship to wigs

 

Wears a wig, like o one else ever could, on his chin!

 

Goes to London every night just to see Big Ben strike midnight.

 

Is A Perfectly Sane And Sensible Member Of The Human Race.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Has an asymmetrical face. Married to a woman called Maggie McGee