Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Was seen parked in GLEN'S driveway, car door open, shagging Maggie. She was quite enjoying it...

 

If only that were true.

Painted his entire house using lemons, turmeric and ground up vintage calculator parts

 

Only cuts his hair in August

 

Likes wearing silk, but won't wait for the worms to finish!

 

Witch of brains. Travels to third world countries using teleports and brainwashes indigenous cultures, gets paid by evil terrorists to work as a whore on the streets

 

Wishes he were cute enough to work as a whore in the street.

 

Wishes I were cute enough to work as a whore in the street, and offered me money to fly over to Thailand to have a trans op for reality TV. Threatened to burn his own toes if I didn't go

 

Wishes he was a trans in Thailand, and be a close, friend of an old dude

 

Thinks she lives in a wishing well, and the walls are a 3D simulation created by herself in the future. Exists in suspended animation for 70,000 years as punishment for being opaque and indiscernible

 

Is really Batman's friend!

Or is that his enemy?

 

Has been collecting a sample of room air every time she has a flan since the start of the century and now pays around £500 per month renting storage cabins whithin each one is a record of the exact date and time and geographical coordinates of each flan jar

 

Wishes he could afford his own cabin, but totally broke after his 3rd divorce and not man enough to take the 'Robin Williams' curtain call.

 

OldDude is actually a 15 year old kid so caught up in the hippy community he literally convinced himself he was at Haight-Ashbury in 67', Woodstock in 69', and Kent State in 70'
He even claims he was shot but managed to survive.



Hotwater

 

I know who you shot last summer!

 

Ties his shoelaces using only his thumbs because his fingers are made of firecrackers and may cause his entire feet to explode

 

Is spearheading an offensive by "The Village People" to retake Mosul

 

Banned for killing the Bexton partridge with a brass knife and throwing it in the river

 

Banned for not realizing this is the absurd accusation thread

 

Banned for eating triangularly cut toast and butter at an angle, while he was on holiday at Anglesea in 1993

 

Jealous that he never had a holiday in such an exciting place as Anglesea, and couldn't afford Marmite on his toast and butter.