Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Has yet to realise that Southwold is MUCH more to his taste than Anglesea

 

Thinks Carmelites are people who like to eat candy

 

Wishes he could eat Candy, but the force wasn't with him and she said NO.

 

Loves a Chinese on a Saturday night..this week, it's pretty sue Lee!

 

Keep getting random takeaway food delivered to my house, always at exactly midnight. I'm pretty sure it's morrow who is ordering it. Thanks for the lamb vindaloos, I used the sauce to paint early easter eggs?

 

Gave each child who visited his home on halloween a grenade launcher

 

Is particularly fond of a terrapin from Banff Bay whom he calls Wesley the Sand Walker

 

Goes night fishing! Thinks he is getting his own back for his computer running slow!

 

Needs to paint a few rooms in their house.

 

He has a black dog that only goes out at night, and it's eyes are made of coal. Uses dog shit bags when he walks it that have a personal logo on them that he paid for, to warn other dogs that this is his dog's shit in case they come a lookin

 

Has a heard of miniature sheep living in a spare room in his house.

 

Steals Walmart shopping carts.

 

Takes showers by walking through car washes.

 

Works at the local carwash for imagination on t-shirt s

 

Always skips page 27 no matter what book she is reading, even if it includes critical plot development, because 27 is the maximum number of eggs that can be fitted into a square biscuit tin

 

Wishes he could count as high as 27, and has never read a book.

 

Likes to be called Arnold Schwarzenegger, and does! Keep coming back!

 

Jumped on a train to Edinburgh when Arnie was in town last year and tried to find the bike he rode down Lothian road the wrong way because she wanted to buy the wheels. She's a celebrity bike wheel collector.

 

Eats haggis so much, they have had to bread a new breed of pig, with two bladders, just to lessen the heat for 28th January! ? Lol

 

She once tried to cook spa-ga-ga-getti using only an egg-cup and a microwave oven. She says it's called incremental cooking and is an ancient technique used by Italian settlers when they conquered the sub-Saharan region of Africa in the 9th century. The technique only works if powdered spahetti is used.