Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Walks about with a false dick on his head, well! He has to live up to his name! And he has made everyone aware of what it is!

 

No that's actually true. I was born with my pork sword on my head. I have to wear a Robin Hood hat to stop me getting arrested.

 

Lmao

 

I've seen what she does to kittens!

[I didn't know stuffing was put in that end...but she just keeps forcing it in until the kitten pops]

 

collects thimbles

 

Loves to paint acorns...although clinging to the branches chaffs her thighs...

 

Tried to invent a new geometery in which the circumference of a circle is phi D ... but the result was that all his golden circles had holes in them, so he sold them as wedding rings instead.

 

Invented the lead-and-graphite-free pencil. [known colloquially as 'a stick']

Her selling point was "It doesn't write-so it saves you from making spelling mistaiks"

 

Tried to sell holes on ebay. Any hole you want, and shape, any size. Bespoke fitting holes.

When eventually his hole company went under he tried to blame worms.

The problem was what he failed to mention in the small print was that the holes were stored in orbit around the moon, and you had to pay NASA a billion dollars per cubic metre of hole to retrieve them and then subsequently a further fee to the builders to get them installed back on Earth.

 

HE bought all my holes,filled 'em in-and sold them on as children's games called "Find the hole"

 

Tried to sell me extra strong mints, as polo,s! Said he would send the holes on when they arrive! Thanks dickhead!

 

She once tried to stick her tongue through the hole in a polo mint and got stuck and had to call the fire brigade. By the time they turned up the polo mint had melted and released her trapped tongue, so she just made them all a cup of tea and then dropped her drawers and let them gang bang her.

 

....arrived at some trapped female's house-in a fireman's uniform.....

 

Shits in the pool.

 

Then I hosed her down with my massive cock and spunked on her tits.

 

It's not "say something absurd about yourself"

 

I know. I wanted to boast about my sexual prowess.

 

Keeps pretending to be a stud! Watches the horses in the field from his kitchen window! Won't be told, the difference in him and a horse stud!

 

Got arrested for feeding minstrels to a group of field horses. She thought she was playing Space Invaders and the horses were the alien invaders. The authorities had to section her because she was found was wandering around farms thorwing minstrels at the animals and going "blip. blip. blip"

 

Likes to fart into balloons to inflate them,then give them to his mates to take deep breaths of,having told them the balloons are filled with helium,which is always good for a chuckle when breathed in...then wets himself as he rolls on the ground laughing,while his gullible mates turn blue and start vomiting.