Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Is generous to a fault but not so much to humans.

 

Likes to sing in the bath-sometimes even when there's water in it.

 

Lol
Bathes with clothes on

 

washes his clothes while he is taking a shower

 

Has a big bag with no bottom in it for when she doesn't want to carry anything

 

Has a big bottom with no bag in it

 

Has 'Wide Load' signs pinned to her knickers

 

Hasn't yet decided to make up his mind or not, but sadly has no choice but to agree he's gone mad.

 

Invented warm ice-cubes. She named them 'water'.

 

It still trying to figure out the difference between "hard water" and "ice"

 

Eats soup with a fork, from the can...

 

Tried others,but says he prefers to stick to Superglue.

 

Has funded several projects using KickStarter.com

 

stirred his tea anti-clockwise and got himself banned!

 

Used superglue to stick his fingers together and now wonders how he will type again.

 

Doesn't know my butler does my typing,as that my ickle fingers are far too delicate for it!

 

Pooped his bed till he was 20

 

Really believes that at age 20,I stopped.
I DID just say I have a butler-let him work for his wage!

 

makes his butler do atrocious and disgusting things

 

Gets cheap thrills from using multisyllabic verbs.