Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

arrested twice for public lewdness ....at the zoo of all places


the gorillas have been acting weird ever since///

 

Is really a talking dog

 

Talks to the neighbours dogs, thinks he can understand dog talk!

 

Talks to hands because she believes faces can't hear it

 

Shaman keeps a small box in his jacket pocket the size of a four finger cube, and he goes around collecting DNA samples from any organic matter he comes across because he thinks the world is about to end. When the box is full he vaccoms the contents out into a bag, seals it using special cling film and buries them in a hole in the ground near the sea.

 

Wears socks and sandles! Belongs to the Scottish sock and sandles respect club!

 

Is Mexico's favorite VIP member at "Desires" swingers resort in Pueblo Morelos.

 

Has a collection of saucepans made out of wood because his cooker is magnetic and metal pots stick to it causing burnt beans and house fires.

 

Takes trips on a regular basis! Last one was down the steps of the local socks and sandles club monthly meeting!

 

Has to stand on one foot when changing a plug to stop the electricity running through her legs because she has metal bones.

 

Eats with plastic cutlery, stops the currants getting in his teeth!

 

Keeps a green marble in a matchbox in case her cat's eye pops out due to a rare quantum instability that affects any creature that she comes into contact with.

 

Is the rock star, pop star, multi-billionaire kung-fu master king emperor supreme house dj whose coming was foretold by the prophecies, but he hasn't let it go to his head!

 

Has to watch Star Wars films with a square biscuit tin on his head because he thinks the light sabres create air static that causes his hair to stand on end making him look like Doc Brown from Back To The Future.

 

Auditioned as a male prostitute for a job servicing all men at the state corrections facility.

The Warden was very impressed how he could so easily touch his toes.... as if reaching for the soap on the floor.

 

Once cut a hole in a potato and put a straw in it and blew into the potato. He reckoned that if he blew hard enough then bubbles would appear inside it and eventually it would become filled with air, then he pretended to suck the air out and claimed that it floated. He called it the Aero Potato but it was just balanced on top of a very thin table and everyone was looking from the same planar direction.

 

You boys have such weird imaginations! You make it difficult for anyone to follow!

Yeah, that's my post! Lmao

 

She once wrote a book about noses that was never published because it had too many volumes. She tried to explain, in great detail, scientifically that the origin of nasal topology evolved from ancient alien scriptures that were burned in the wars of the first century; citing many authors including Herman No, Jack Burr and Janet le Bleu.

 

Tried to bribe The Wester Hailes Wallopers into opening a porn theater in Edinburgh.

Instead of taking the bribe, they all threaten to kick his arse. While in a fetal ball, crying, begging and shitting himself for them not to beat him up, along comes Morrow who totally sticks up for TWD.

Morrow kicks all of their fuckN arses!

Out of the goodness of her heart Morrow changes TWD's dirty diaper and enrolls him into "how not to do stupid shit" classes.

 

Once tried to have an elephant killed because he wanted it's feet. He paid a guy with a rubber mask to get one from a zoo, but the guy was a hustler and brought him four leather foot stools from Home Bargains which he turned upside done and painted to make them look like hoofs.