Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Was celery in a previous life

 

Undercover extraterrestrial, observing humans in order to find out how to enslave us all.

 

Is a wolf in sheep's clothing! And it's not the first time it's been said!

 

She got thrown out of Poundland yesterday for trying to buy a "pound of air". Went up to the counter and asked for a bag, and when the till worker gave her one she refused to leave until they filled it with exactly 1lb of air. They offered to give her more than 1lb of air in the bag for free, but she refused to accept the offer and demanded that the air was "pure air that had never been inhaled by any creature on earth within the last 100 years". Cops were called out and she took a dump on the floor while they were trying to arrest her, and then wouldn't stop humming the opening credit music to Game Of Thrones.

 

Has retained some of the characteristics of his previous incarnation as celery... which explains why he's a stalker!

 

Lives in a hut made from petrified celery stalks on a small island in the middle of the sea inhabited only by himself and bean cats. He lives there because the sun is exactly 7 billion miles from his house, and it's the only part of the world where you can't see the moon which reflects the light from the sun adding a further 250 million miles to the sun's distance and this would ruin his celery crops and cause a world shortage.

 

Is a class one Dickhead!

 

She recieved an authentically autographed harmonica from Bob Dylan.

She put up a fake replica for auction at Christie’s, claiming it was the authentic one.

She made 1 million dollars on the sale of the fake.......
and secretly still owns the Dylan.

MorrowBeSmileN

 

Eats grapes by the ton, then the next day, flatulants over the neighbours garden, spraying pips about the place, the neighbours don't understand how they have vines growing, turn it into wine, and gives it to loc-nar!
How cheeky is that?

 

She is my Ex........And is totally Cray Cray....... ;-)

 

Your X? thought you were my dad..explains a lot!

 

You love me so!

 

Sure I do ... But sit down before you make your self sick...

 

Yeah, I better sit down. :wheelchair: The vertigo is building!

 

HE [/\] DELIBERATELY posts useless job in the wrong alphabetical order..and then pretends he didn't undestand!

HA-you're fooling NO-ONE,sunshine!

[well...except morrow. But she's thick...] :scholar:

 

No one is thicker than puggybear at a honey convention!

You shine like a tarnished fork.

 

Leads a secret double life as a Darjeeling Tea Lord in a remote mountanious region of Northern India. Does not allow the local village and those on his plantations to have any contact with the outside world as he still imposes colonial rule and tells the locals that India never achieved independence. Women are favored in his kingdom as he allotes property rights and benefits based on sexual favors, usually involving long tantric rituals. One activist, who has since disappeared, determined that over 85% of the villages children obviously bear his genetic traits, including his nose, eye color, and other features, and are obviously of mixed racial heritage. The activist therefore disputed his claims that the children looked different because the gods had favored those mothers.He rules with an iron fist and any conflicts or disputes are resolved by he himself with a 1917 issued British enfield.

 

When you are crazy, you should learn to stay off of social media!

 

All of the posts in this thread were written by ahsorandy and subliminally proxied into the minds of those who have participated.

 

Eats at 2am so as to get the owls to clean up after him!