Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Doesn't really have a butler ... he's got plenty of butter, though, and figured we'd find it more impressive if he misspelled it.

 

Knows full-well both my butler AND my valet spread very easily!

 

Knows full well the only things he's ever spread are rumors of his own wealth...

 

Doesn't realize that owning 14 guitars makes a bear POOR, not wealthy!!!

 

Has completely forgotten that she has alzheimer's and there's one more thing.?..

 

Has lost the instructions explaining how to use her drinking straw.

 

when someone told him to sip his water he took a dip into the glass ruining his hearing aids

 

Say whut?

 

Whut


To wear the kilt is his delight
It is no long, he know's it's right
A' the folks would get a fright
If they saw him wearing troosers

 

Just LOVES having digs at and making sarky comments about the target of her pith..

 

trips old ladies, especially ones using canes or walkers

 

Insists on using a changing room when trying on new shoes, so nobody will see her feet

 

Gave me a choice-bed her,or do her vacuuming.
[I had to empty the vacuum cleaner twice!]

 

Told me his vacuum cleaner hose had a bore of 8 inches ... but when it came to it, it wasn't even 5

 

Is such a saddo she even measures the bore of her vacuum cleaner!

 

Lent me his super-accurate digital inside vernier caliper for the purpose ... said he uses it for the same purpose all the time himself

 

Walks around with edible panties for a handy snack

 

Is dying to count all of his strengths for you, unfortunately math isn't one.

 

does all my math for me

 

Thinks "the Big Dipper" is a dance move rather than a constellation