Richard Hammond

Just rambling ... but i would read it.. go check your bank account i want to know if i need to work anymore ..

 

Could you lend me about 75,000 euros?

 

I started to read it a couple of times. Wasn't the right time though. I may try it again soon.

 

Thats about £5 , right...?. Sure can honey

 

No, its about £55,000. Just transfer it over to my bank account. I've just bought myself a new house. I mean I've just bought you a new house.

 

I would finish it..as it is quite amusing and earily familiar.. This is not a insult in anyway, just a observation... i would give this observation 3 out of 10 .

 

Come and observe a little closer. You may change your mind. Or run for your life.

 

Thanks.. wood floors i hope... Can i bring my friends, family and acquaintances over.. for all night shenanigans (i love that word).

Oh i am buying this house really.. mmmm maybe just quiet nights with a bottle of wine and a DVD then.

Bank No.: 79882293
Sort code: 23 04 76

 

The house is actually 100,000 euros. Bargain. Right opposite where I live too. (I'm aiming to buy the whole street eventually).

And its no good trying to be sneaky giving me your bank details. I have to give you mine if you're going to give me money. Otherwise I'd be giving you the money. Just send it to me by Paypal.

I don't know what shenanigans you were thinking of but you'd better start looking for some cheap flights if you want your friends and family there. I'll be having a party tonight for you.

 

Yoga teaching seems to pay very well.. almost like second hand car dealing i would imagine.

but maybe not:

MMMM person [me] [over the net] sends atractive lady [who has aspirations in owning a whole street].. large sums of money for new house.. something is not quite right here

I am sure you will be having a party in my honour after i have sent you 100.000 euros

 

I only wanted to borrow 75,000 euros. You would have a 1/3 share in the house.

 

I am not going to be some sort of Tax loss/right off my dear.

 

I would never use you like that. I could pay you back some other way

 

*Brain works overtime*

This i like the sound of..and you are into yoga.. you know what that means don't you ?.

 

You want me to teach you yoga? I am also qualified in massage and other things along those lines........
I have experience........

 

Yes that is right.. i wish for you too teach me yoga... I appreciate the experiance you have, as i don't wish to do myself a mischief .. i think i will you to give me some mischief [if you know what i mean-though i am sure you do not have a devious mind like myself-then again you may-oh nevermind].

 

I have experience in many things. And so I should have at my age. You probably wouldn't think it, as I spend most of my time thinking instead of doing. I used to do a lot of doing.
Devious? I don't know. Perhaps a little. Perhaps I just don't make any sense at all though and have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

See you actually do know why you are losing your mind..

 

Alcohol?

 

Aw shucks... you two are just so sweet...


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