Richard Hammond

Thanks...

 

Just got very ripped off at one of the bars by the beach. Obviously for the tourist season its ok to increase prices by about 500%.

Sorry, ice cream melted. I'll buy you a beer next time I see you

 

I've done this joke already... way back at the start of the thread... and nobody took a blind bit of fucking notice then...

Fly...

 

You admit to remembering the name of some bloke in Jurassic Park?
Still I guess some people had to think it was a great film.

 

awww i was looking forward to my ice cream..but beer *yay*.

 

Good morning Matthew? Shouldn't you be working?

 

Good morning to you too.. working !!! oh bugger i thought it was Sunday.

 

Go on, admit it, you don't have a job do you? You're a sad, lonely computer geek who browses forums all day long. And before you start pointing that finger at me, its a bank holiday here.

 

Admission of guilt:

I admit i have no life [and i am sad and lonely] no job and wonder through the myriad of different forums i am a member of [all 345967895 of them] looking for company .

Though, i am no computer geek as i would have worked out how too create my own female 'friend', using a scanner and my microwave oven.. Heck i learnt this could work watching weird science.
If any one can help me doing this [creating my own 'friend'] please PM me, i have quite some room in my PM box [as know one ever PMs me *sniff*].

 

All those forums and not one person wants to talk to you? Hell, there must be something seriously wrong with you............

 

I would imagine 99.99% of these people don't appreciate the fact i like watching trains and writing down the No. of these trains in a little book [for no good reason] . I also imagine people do not appreciate the art of watching public dust bins as they fill up through out the day [fascinating it is].

I have found one loser who is willing to 'chat' with me .. she seems 'off the hook' but i dunno sometimes a little bonkers...

 

Remind me to steer clear of her then. (You sure she's female?)

You'll be telling me my horoscope next........

 

Yeah stay well clear of 'her'... she is only trouble [but i like 'her'].

The future holds nothing but endless ramblings with a strange 'young' person.. who is almost sexy.

 

is that what I've got to look forward to? I'm now considering my options.

 

I would if i were you.

 

What else would you do if you were me?

 

baby lotion
long hot baths
plastic devices that seem to vibrate when switched on

I might even watch a DVD

 

And you can't do those things now?

 

Erm well i did have a dream about it last night, see you on the 24th of December

 

I'd like more of an explanation if you don't mind.


Speaking of the 24th, do you know where the cheapest place to hire a car would be? Oh probably you don't. I will just have to spend hours on the internet looking.