Rolling CHAT

You don't have to answer that Libra, i didn't mean to ask you a hard question.

 

domestic beers not imported are usually expensive

 

Roses like banana peels between the soil surface and the mulch top layer.

 

soldier deer...

 

ok ??

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4kTei0XrCs"]Vivaldi - Spring - YouTube

 

oh man. now i will grant you that this video is full of idiots, but it makes a point. they do have a lot of kick, and the sturdiest women are probably less likely to be attacked and raped. plus, kind of hard to conceal carry a shotgun (though i realize its being compared to an AR 15, which is bigger than a bread basket.)
in boot camp you only live fire a 9mm, and unless you are first in line you cant tell how accurate you are. they do a simulation with 12 gauge, it simulates the recoil and has a laser (basically laser tag), but based on this video its not accurate at all. im not tiny but im not real thick either (127 lbs at the time), and it was not simulated to be strong enough to knock me over. maybe enough to bruise my shoulder. i really need to do some training, but who has the time? i have the knowledge on guns, but i have next to zero live experience. i have that problem in a lot of areas, hoping the house allows me to change that this year. which brings me to...

i probably will, and im planning on having a vermicomposter as well as a traditional composting system (3 sections)

this i didnt know, my son eats bananas, so this is super awesome. i read that coffee grounds are good for the too, just not too much.

and i called the code enforcement people, they said theres no reason i cant grow vegetables in the front yard, i just cant use chicken wire as an exposed fence. i will be planting in raised beds to deter the rabbits, and the top will have one of the pretty little edging fences around it. i have such enormous plans, i hope i can do a lot this year. i need to figure out good materials for the raised beds, id like to use concrete blocks and surround the outside with wood or stone veneer so it looks nice. i have great neighbors, i dont want to piss any of them off! it should look as though the people who live here are pleasantly insane. muahahahaha!

 

I usually just shave my face after 5 or 6 days..this time i decided to wear a goatee for a while.

Facial hair aint too long at moment.
I trimmed the hair under my lower lip a little more.
I dont have the ladder hairs connecting the moustache to the chin as i think that looks dumb

Right now i think i look damn good.

Damn i walk with so much chill.

 

So i was out today... and had my shitty little honda civic parked outside some store, I come back an hour later... and this big ass harley davidson truck, is literally parked up against my car, like his front was literally touching my back, it even nudged my car forwards... and it looked like a nice brand new shiny truck

And i was fucking pissed, like what the fuck, who does that shit?! I was going to key this motherfuckers brand new truck for being a douchebag, but my girlfriend was with me and doesnt like conflict, and she was trying to calm me down but i had to get one good hit on the truck, then i'm like okay okay i'm good... lets just go...

So we get in the car, i pull forwards a bit, and hear the back of my bumper scrape or something... so i'm like oh fuck no, put that shit in reverse, and slammed into the motherfucker!!

I have a shitty car with next to no insurance with 400k on it.. its garbage, im driving it until it breaks down then it goes to the dump, this guy had a brand new truck... I was willing to cause a little damage to my car to ruin that douchebags day

 

Damn i would be fucking pissed rtus.

Stick a baseball bat in the muffler then shake that shit.
Take a pen if you got one and flatten the tire.
Break off his side mirror.
Put sugar in the gas tank.
Take a shit on his window.
Shove a russet potato in the muffler
Take a knife and flatten all his tires

I have NEVER done any of those things......well thats not entirely true...lol

 

Ohh I was definatly pissed, slamming into the front of that dudes truck was amazing haha... I still wish I did more shit though, smash a light or two.. key his sides... that damn fucking asshole... he's lucky my girlfriend was there, otherwise i would have gone full apeshit on his truck lol

 

Your girlfriend may have saved you from much karma

 

Some lady in Prius once tried to say I opened my door into her car....a complete lie
We got into it the parking lot cuz I knew I didn't do it
Her insurance contacted me soo I let them come out and look at my vehicle
They determined my car did not scratch her car :smash:
Hahahaha my insurance was never contacted
But what a bitch ...in a Prius

 

That about the banana skins (but not too much), I've also heard is good.

If you have any oak trees nearby, I know for a fact that roses LOVE ground up oak leaves down in that dirt near/with the roots. The other year I got a bare root rose (which turned out NOT to be what the picture promised) and I did my own organic fertilizer, using a lot of ground up oak leaves at planting. It turned out great! (even tho' I still wish it had been the type of rose they promised).

LOL :2thumbsup: As much as I would have loved for you to go full apeshit on that truck, I would have hated it if he would have come out and caught you. But...that's GREAT!!!!

Here is my own little "what I did to a car story". A little over 15 years ago, I suspected someone had been doing some bad bad shit on my family's land, but had never caught them. (I'm talking about black magick.:devil Well, one afternoon me and 2 friends went down there and lo and behold there was a big ole beautiful dead dog (unmarked, as to what killed it). Just beyond it, there was a car. I KNEW who drove that car.

When I say I was enraged, that does not cover it. If extreme anger can be felt, I felt it go up my spine and I may have even levitated for a minute. Later one of my friends said he was scared for a bit there was going to be an earthquake and lightening. (lol) Anyway, I KNEW then what I would do. For whatever reason (I think the land wouldn't let it go) that car was stuck. Around 10pm that night me and my friends went back down there. I worked an old afghan under the dog, prayed over it, and had the dude drag the dog down to the car.

I set that f'er on fire! Yes, I did. It only took 3 strategically placed candles. It was a beautiful thing to behold.

I watched the trees behind bow back and sway, as if to avoid the fire. Not a single leaf was even singed on any tree. My friends made me leave with them then...but we went back around 4am. Fire purifies. The car was toast, and I felt sure the dog passed safely to Valhalla.

 

i got a letter in the mail about jury duty i aint doing that shit what happens if you dont show up

 

just answer the form they sent and say your an ex con or racist or something,, they rather you not waste their time.

 

tell them your movin to syria..

 

for you Orison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJiGu6Gz8E"]Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs Woolly Bully - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X54bodBFxmc"]Snoop Dogg - We Da West - YouTube

 

Don't you get paid for jury duty? I'd just go and "not guilty". I think it'd be fun.