rotting fruit

you are jamming bananas in your muffin?

pics or it didn't happen.

 

do you know how much fun i think it's be to ride you around like a human pony?

my vagina is on vacation.

 

would you use a saddle, or just ride me bareback..... and don't forget about some reins and a bridle..... come on, you wanna ride me you are gonna do it the right way. I want the metal bit in my mouth and everything.

 

bareback, of course! and yes, the works, bit, bridle, reins. oddly enough this would NOT be sexual for me.

 

where do vaginas go for vacation?

 

mine didn't go anywhere.. it's just on vacation.

 

Mine got a severance package and decided to retire.

 

*bada bing!*

 

It's sad to see fruit rot. They go downhill so fast. And I get so attached to them, LOL...