running errands high

See this is always how I explain how my room is always so clean, I'm too OCD to let it be a mess, but I'm also really lazy and don't want to clean, so I just never make a mess to begin with. Cleaning while baked can be fun though, as long as you have music, you can just kind of dance and clean at the same time

 

That's true. It's the only way for cleaning to be even remotely tolerable.

 

Haha, if I clean something while Im high, ill look at it when i'm done, and be like "i am awesome."

 

I always bought the most fucked up groceries when high.

What am I going to do with peanut butter, a cucumber, olive paste, gummy bears and macaroni?

 

When cleaning or even doing homework for that matter, I usually do it real fast because I don't want to be doing it.

 

hahaha A stoned person can figure out how to combine some random foods in a way that will make it all taste good together, given the right ratio.

 

Yeah, it always makes sense in my head somehow.

It might be the "porkchop sandwiches" effect caused by my ADD too.

 

Hahah grocery shopping high sounds like a bad idea. I'd get a ton of shit I would never normally get, and not to mention odd random things. Starting eating in the store.

Doing errands high is enjoyable, depending on what they are.

 

Porkchop sandwiches pwn

Have you tried breaking Doritos up and mixing them in Ramen noodles? That shit's pretty good. lol

 

I enjoy cleaning. I can't stand living in a dirty or cluttered space.

 

cleaning is fantastic on adderall.

not that i promote it without a prescription.

you can build a small city out of cheese doodles on that shit

 

No. Sounds salty.

But today I did have a mint-banana milkshake!

 

I love to clean while high, I used to work for this cleaing company and I would go to work high and clean my ass off, my boss always said what a good worker I was

 

as long as i can convince myself to do my errands high then i have a good time doing it but getting started is always my problem lol

 

I think the consensus is that amphetamine gets shit done. <3 Dexedrine

 

<3 ritalin!

 

I used to put cottage cheese in ramen.It sounds better than you're thinking.It melts and makes it all creepy and freakin' awesome!

 

I actually like the experience of homework when im high and not rushing to finish it for a deadline

Make my self a cup of coffee hit a pipebowl then about 10 mintues later go out for dart

I spend hours doing that shit

I find if i start a high productively i realize how much i can accomplish and feel energized to do more stuff

EDIT: Also if you actually wanna be productive and not just goof off have a goal in mind before you get high and then get high and immediately go do what you wanted to do

If you start doing something else you'll prolly get distracted

 

Amphetamines are <3

Really I'd rather do adderall of dex instead of coke

 

hahah for real! i love running errands/cooking/cleaning high. i smoked a blunt earlier and just got back from the grocery store, car wash, post office and a super walmart. fuck those are so intensely huge when im stoned i always get lost but i also always find a part of the store i never knew existed before