say something masculine

WHAT?! Tch...it's not like your ping-pong balls can even COMPETE with my fucking sexy footballs....

 

fine, i DARE you to bed the next broad that comes through this door.....

 

hahahahahah

dont make me smack you in the face with them, yes they are that huge


hehe i can have the next broad and her friends and her mom

 

hUH! No problem with THAT....hey sexy fucking bitch...check out my kick ass bisceps and my 10 foot long cock! *the woman kicks him in the nuts*
Aww....mn fuckin' bitch!! Don do that!!! It hurts...damnit.

 

Pink is my favorite color.

???

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DUDE!!! that bitch just nailed you in the balls!!!

 

*flexes muscles*

 

hahaha

The only pink i like is a pussy hahaha

 

haha... Kayla

 

What the fuck? What about butt??
I'm telling you, mother fucker.....you're missin' out on some fuckin' great ass experiance!

 

my dick is too big to bang a chics ass...dont want to kill her

 

Well that's the bitches problem, as long as she's doing what I want her to do....

 

Sup sexy

 

haha, exactly bro *high fives ryupower and gives a chest bump*

 

huh-huh-huh!!!! We men rule!!! *high fives back**bumps back*
But especially me...cuz I still have the longest fuckin' cock....

 

haha We sure do, chics need to stay in the kitchen where they belong *scratches balls and then smells fingers*

 

Yo! And have they have to do the chores! BTW: You need to taste that finger too!!!

 

haha, damn women..
I already did bro, i already did...

I met this chick at a bar, and i banged her on the pool table, she was screamin big daddy the whole time

 

haha this is great...

 

Damn that bitch should be a blond. <--is that masculine?