Say something totally pointless

Cadet Rouselle has three houses, and three huge mortgages

 

I lack the ability of being a vampire.

 

Count Dracula was my first paramour

 

Please develop since Count Dracula never existed. (I know Vlad "the impaler" Drakul did exist)

 

Bram Stoker deceived me

 

I bet you're not the first. Let's find him and put a silver bullet through his mummy heart.

 

sneezums

 

Pussums (french plurals of pussies).

 

J'ai un petit probleme avec mes pussums

 

I'll need to give you a shot in it with my big needle...

 

First corpses, then steamy sweaty stink-scale rating french men and now a gaint needle in the pussum. Dont get me too excited now I have to be in college soon and am expected to be respectable:|

 

Ok then.

Let's get back on topic.

"Say something totally pointless"

Broken sword?

 

Nicole Colard, i work for la liberté...

Is that some sort of nightclub?

 

It's mean: Nicole Colard, je travaille pour la liberté.

 

Wow, thanks for the traduction!

I didnt want the lava lamp

 

Wow, merci pour la traduction!

Je ne voulais pas la lampe-lava

 

tu es tres doué en francais m'sieur.

 

Remember, you are not a squirrel

 

Rappel-toi, tu n'est pas un écureil

 

Holy abomination! Its a chicken-flavoured cereal bar!