"If you have a problem and it needs to be taken care of you take care of it and you pay for it. If you wait it will become more expensive later on, and that is a jew telling you this." - Lewis Black
"Nature is painting for us, day after day, pictures of infinite beauty." John Ruskin "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Eleanor Roosevelt "The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely." Louisa May Alcott
I was standing beside the blonde lady from ABBA,as a marching band went past,hired by a local fast-food shop. I turned to her and said....[wait for it....it's worth it....honest]......"Can you hear the drums for Nando's?" SEE? I TOLJA it was worth waiting for!!!
I was looking for bull shit detector quotes Nothing personal to anyone on this thread. “The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof, shit detector.” ― Ernest Hemingway
you mean like stupid stuff politicians say? i got one of those. "I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels,"
“fruit of passive-aggressive people. These people resist demands by indirect tactics. They will not take responsibility for their own choices; instead, they turn around and blame someone else for making them do it. Or they will agree to do things that they don’t really want to do, and then gripe about the person behind her back.”
“He spoke about cognition.” "Is that all you know? Don’t you remember anything?” "I remember the verses he interpreted.” "Whose verses?” "I don’t know.” "Let me hear.” "Ahriman knows not The secret of God’s unity. Ask Asaf, he knows. Can a sparrow swallow the mouthful of the Anka-bird? Can a single jug take in The waters of a great sea?" "Those are the verses of Ibn Arabi.They say that the perception of God’s wisdom is possible only for the chosen, only for a few.” "And what remains for us?” "To comprehend what we can. If a sparrow cannot swallow the mouthful of the Anka-bird, it will still eat as much as it can. You cannot scoop up the whole sea with a jug, but whatever you scoop up is also the sea.” From my all time favorite book.